Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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