I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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