My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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