No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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