So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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