You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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