i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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