also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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