So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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