do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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