yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
This house was built for laser tag.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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