He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Randomize
