I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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