would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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