we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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