I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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