I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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