Your tits are I can't wait for
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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