I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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