i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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