I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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