I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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