Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I have feelings that need drinking.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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