dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
cat food counts as protein by the way
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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