these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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