I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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