love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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