Got a toothbrush?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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