Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Randomize
