True but thats because hes a fetus.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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