Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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