it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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