is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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