My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
We smell like vodka and hangover
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