And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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