You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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