dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
