i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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