Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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