It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Randomize
