he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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