Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I seem to have left my pride at pride
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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