rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I am mentally ready for anal.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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