So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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