..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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