It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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