he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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