We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Randomize
