I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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