the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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