carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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