i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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