Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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